{"id":1764,"date":"2017-09-26T19:27:26","date_gmt":"2017-09-26T19:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2025-09-09T12:35:43","modified_gmt":"2025-09-09T16:35:43","slug":"tiny-ninjas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/2017\/09\/tiny-ninjas\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiny Ninja Militia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My colleagues <a href=\"https:\/\/en.blog.wordpress.com\/2017\/09\/26\/upload-once-blog-anywhere-photos-from-google\/\">launched<\/a> a really slick integration with Google Photos today, so this is me test driving it with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BIgPed5DNfH\/?taken-by=pmaiorana\">a joke I stole from myself<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I&#8217;m preparing for the Trump presidency\/decline of civilization by training a tiny ninja militia in my basement.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure 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