{"id":22805,"date":"2026-03-28T11:24:52","date_gmt":"2026-03-28T15:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/?p=22805"},"modified":"2026-03-28T11:24:52","modified_gmt":"2026-03-28T15:24:52","slug":"a-pile-of-shit-has-a-thousand-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/2026\/03\/a-pile-of-shit-has-a-thousand-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cA pile of shit has a thousand eyes.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" data-attachment-id=\"22806\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/2026\/03\/a-pile-of-shit-has-a-thousand-eyes\/img_4181\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4181-scaled.jpeg?fit=2560%2C1920&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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