{"id":833,"date":"2014-02-01T09:10:12","date_gmt":"2014-02-01T09:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/?p=833"},"modified":"2025-12-22T20:14:54","modified_gmt":"2025-12-23T01:14:54","slug":"geek-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/2014\/02\/geek-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can have a lot of fun with a four year old, a hidden Bluetooth speaker, and some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maclife.com\/article\/columns\/terminal_101_making_your_mac_talk_%E2%80%9Csay%E2%80%9D\">text-to-speech software<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-01-at-9.47.16-AM.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"839\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/2014\/02\/geek-dad\/screen-shot-2014-02-01-at-9-47-16-am\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-01-at-9.47.16-AM.png?fit=657%2C425&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"657,425\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-01 at 9.47.16 AM\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-01-at-9.47.16-AM.png?fit=400%2C258&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-01-at-9.47.16-AM.png?fit=657%2C425&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-839\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-01-at-9.47.16-AM.png?resize=657%2C425&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-01 at 9.47.16 AM\" width=\"657\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-01-at-9.47.16-AM.png?w=657&amp;ssl=1 657w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-01-at-9.47.16-AM.png?resize=400%2C258&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmaiorana.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-01-at-9.47.16-AM.png?resize=463%2C300&amp;ssl=1 463w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Alternate title: It&#8217;s Been a Really Long Winter and I&#8217;m Running Out Of Ideas For What To Do With These Kids)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can have a lot of fun with a four year old, a hidden Bluetooth speaker, and some text-to-speech software. 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